“Adam and Eve ate the first vitamins, including the package.” ~E. R. Squibb & Sons
“Anybody’s soap is superior to somebody else’s stink killer.” ~Martin H. Fischer
“Health is a relationship between you and your body.” ~Terri Guillemets
“Disease is somatic; the suffering from it, psychic.” ~Martin H. Fischer
“You have to be as relaxed as possible about food and fitness and the rest of it, or you’ll be a slave to your beauty habits… you may have a great skin but you become a robot.” ~Audrey Hepburn
“Your own individual case doubtless has points and circumstances which more or less modify all the general laws, and perhaps call for special ones, for yourself. This is an important consideration in all theories and statements of health.” ~Mose Velso
“There is nothing like a taste of illness to bring out the full flavour of health.” ~Charles Searle
“An illness of the mind is an illness of the body, and vice versa.” ~Terri Guillemets
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d druthers not.” ~Mark Twain
“What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.” ~George D. Prentice
“When I have no CARES on my mind, and no ACHES in my body, I feel like I have just about struck oil.” ~Josh Billings
“If you are not well you need fresh air, perhaps, change of air, attention to diet, good and appropriate food judiciously regulated.” ~F. J. Groner
“Spiritual and metaphysical health is inextricably linked to physical health.” ~Morris Hyman
“Some day when you have time, look into the business of prayer, amulets, baths and poultices and discover for yourself how much valuable therapy the profession has cast out of the window.” ~Martin H. Fischer
“And thus the literary man has two fires in his body: the strain of his mental work and the overmuch of blood in his head… Man, so rich in knowledge, has also become rich in diseases, but poor in health and physical strength.” ~Sebastian Kneipp
“A body well cared for glows in happy health.” ~Terri Guillemets
“Sickness… No mortal nature is exempted from this complaint.” ~Joseph Ha
“Once there was a man
Who had a little too much
Time on his hands
He never stopped to think
That he was getting older.
When his night came to an end
He tried to grasp for his last friend
And pretend
That he could wish himself health
On a four-leaf clover…”
~Jason Sellards & Scott Hoffman
“There are more ghosts in an unwell body than in an entire haunted mansion.” ~Terri Guillemet
Gold that buys health can never be ill spent,
Nor hours laid out in harmless merriment.
~Thomas Dekker & John Webster
“A maltreated body will cry out in symptoms.” ~Terri Guillemet