“Health clubs aren’t healthy. In New York City, which has the most stairs or anywhere in the country, people pay money to go to a health club and use a Stairmaster. When you live in a city, that has nothing but stairs and you pay money to use special stairs, that is not healthy behavior. It’s fucking psychotic.” – Lewis Black
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.” – Johnny Carson
“Cakes are healthy too; you just eat a small slice.” – Mary Berry
“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement.” – Jess C. Scott
“We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.” – Kurt Vonnegut
“Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.” – Winston S. Churchill
“Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.” – Dorothy Parker
“When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot manifest, strength cannot fight, wealth becomes useless, and intelligence cannot be applied.” – Herophilus
“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” – Louis Pasteur
“An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate. – Criss Jami
“Elsewhere the paper notes that vegetarians and vegans (including athletes) ‘meet and exceed requirements’ for protein. And, to render the whole we-should-worry-about-getting-enough-protein-and-therefore-eat-meat idea even more useless, other data suggests that excess animal protein intake is linked to osteoporosis, kidney disease, calcium stones in the urinary tract, and some cancers. Despite some persistent confusion, it is clear that vegetarians and vegans tend to have more optimal protein consumption than omnivores.” – Jonathan Safran Foer
“Objection, evasion, joyous distrust, and love of irony are signs of health; everything absolute belongs to pathology.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
“Your body hears everything your mind says.” – Naomi Judd
“To keep the body in good health is a duty… otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.” – Buddha
“Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.” – John Muir
“A healthy attitude is contagious but don’t wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.” – Tom Stoppard
“It takes more than just a good looking body. You’ve got to have the heart and soul to go with it.” – Epictetus